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Leather couch fart noises are one of the universe’s best easter eggs…bc some don’t know about them but when they find out they never forget it…Every time they sit on a leather couch, trying in vain to not trap any air

Leather couch fart noises are one of the universe’s best easter eggs…bc some don’t know about them but when they find out they never forget it…Every time they sit on a leather couch, trying in vain to not trap any air

monsterladymayhem:

jkateel:

submariet:

The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:

It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres

it doesn’t even walk

it GALUMPHS

there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing

There’s only a 125 of these birds left in the world, sadly. There’s a great conservation effort going on for them, and they’ve come a long way, but so much still needs to be done to help these birds get to a population with sustainable numbers.

The kakaporecovery.org.nz is a great website to learn more about these guys. :) (and also donate, because these guys need it!)

I….I love this bird.

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

What's dating Elle Alexandra like? Are you more like "best friends with benefits" or "so madly in love we put the 'Notebook' to shame?" :)

malenamorgan:

It’s like… the best of both :-)

meganakathebadwolf:

can we please just have this picture, that Pewdiepie made, of justin beiber go viral?

meganakathebadwolf:

can we please just have this picture, that Pewdiepie made, of justin beiber go viral?

bearthug:

beardedorcbirthday:

Is this what a mahou shoujo’s uterus looks like

bearthug:

beardedorcbirthday:

Is this what a mahou shoujo’s uterus looks like

You get an unlimited amount of money BUT you can NEVER access internet ever again by any means.

bearthug:

What would you do?

Pay someone to rebuild the Internet for me…to recreate everything only make it better…then go shopping for new clothes, build heather and myself our dream home…adopt all the homeless pugs and bunnies, build a koala reserve, save dying penguins with a self cooling penguin reserve…build a huge health care system that caters to those who have no insurance, buy out weis markets and make all the peons switch salaries and jobs with the suits and show them how shit really is… then get like 2 orders of those cinnabon delights from taco bell bc those motherfuckers are delicious….and somé cold stone