Leather couch fart noises are one of the universe’s best easter eggs…bc some don’t know about them but when they find out they never forget it…Every time they sit on a leather couch, trying in vain to not trap any air
The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres
it doesn’t even walk
there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing
There’s only a 125 of these birds left in the world, sadly. There’s a great conservation effort going on for them, and they’ve come a long way, but so much still needs to be done to help these birds get to a population with sustainable numbers.The kakaporecovery.org.nz is a great website to learn more about these guys. :) (and also donate, because these guys need it!)
I….I love this bird.
I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER
It’s like… the best of both :-)
can we please just have this picture, that Pewdiepie made, of justin beiber go viral?
What would you do?
Pay someone to rebuild the Internet for me…to recreate everything only make it better…then go shopping for new clothes, build heather and myself our dream home…adopt all the homeless pugs and bunnies, build a koala reserve, save dying penguins with a self cooling penguin reserve…build a huge health care system that caters to those who have no insurance, buy out weis markets and make all the peons switch salaries and jobs with the suits and show them how shit really is… then get like 2 orders of those cinnabon delights from taco bell bc those motherfuckers are delicious….and somé cold stone